Thursday, July 26, 2007

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

My Hundred Things

1. I love my wife.
2. I tell everyone that I am allergic to mushrooms but I just really hate them.

3. Italian food is the best.

4. I wish that I played guitar better.

5. I want to continue my guitar collection.

6. I have watched Lord of the Rings the extended edition, about 20 plus times, in the last 6 months.

7. Back to the future is the greatest movie trilogy ever.

8. I always wanted a Parrot!!!

9. I have never broken bone in my body.

10. I haven’t cried since 2001.

11. World of Warcraft is a very addictive, but awesomely fun game.

12. Ever since 1997 I have been on a search for the perfect Milk Shake.

13. Baseball is the greatest game ever.

14. I not only play air guitar, but also air drums, and sometimes air trumpet.

15. My favorite color is Green, but I appreciate the colors red, black, and blue.

16. I love earthquakes.

17. I married up.

18. I am an Eagle Scout.

19. I served a mission in Italy.

20. I enjoy Christmas carols, but hate the song silent night.

21. I’ve only ever seen one dead body, my grandmother.

22. I’ve always been self-conscience of my weight, even when I was skinny.

23. I’ve never gotten drunk.

24. I am afraid of getting cancer.

25. I hated Dr. Pepper, till I drank it. Now it’s my favorite.

26. My wife and I are complete opposites.

27. I need a max of 6 hours of sleep a night.

28. I can’t give blood for another 5 years. Thanks to a possible mad cow contamination while I was in Italy.

29. I love the smell of coffee.

30. I love to skateboard, but I can’t do any tricks.

31. My wife is a bit… chunky, but I like her more now than when she was skinny.

32. My favorite swear word is Bastard.

33. I secretly love Journey, Foreigner, Styx, and Blue Oyster Cult.

34. I enjoy the smell of my feet.

35. I love making my wife laugh; it takes a bit, because she has a very German sense of humor.

36. I love walking around in nature.

37. I love to camp.

38. Yum, Roy Rodgers and Shirley Temples are my all time favorite drinks.

39. I dislike “hanging out on the beach”.

40. I love hanging out in the mall.

41. My favorite flower is the white orchid.

42. I watch TV out of my left eye.

43. I root for 2 baseball teams, The Giants, and who ever is playing the Dodgers.

44. I’m not even close to number 100 but I am kinda bored with this list so far.

45. I hate spiders.

46. I constantly have 7 to 8 story ideas swirling around my head at any given time

47. I want to build a steamboat house.

48. I can sleep through anything.

49. I want to learn Japanese.

50. I always wanted to be a firefighter.

51. Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.

52. I never listen to the movie critics. They are wrong most of the time anyways.

53. I have always wanted a tattoo, but I am afraid of needles.

54. I’ve always wanted to be a radio DJ. Just cause I love music so much.

55. I love melon, but I hate watermelons.

56. I want to take a taxi ride around Manhattan

57. I used to hate Hondas before I bought my first car. A 1992 Honda Civic.

58. I love sitting and watching a campfire burn.

59. I enjoy raking leaves.

60. The future freaks me out.

61. I don’t fear death.

62. I cheat at single player video games, but I never cheat in double player games or team sports.

63. I would like to travel through time, just as an observer.

64. I want to buy a couple of DeLoreans. Keep one as an original, and make the other into a model of the Time machine from “Back to the Future.”

65. I’ve always wanted a motorcycle. A Harley Davidson, or a Ducati

66. I am a spender and my wife is a saver.

67. I laugh at inappropriate times.

68. I am self deprecating.

69. I always like buying the newest and greatest things.

70. I enjoy listening to modern Italian music.

71. I love to clean and organize but my house is a mess.

72. I have always wanted to learn how to weld.

73. Wood working relaxes me.

74. I have a large shoe collection. It rivals my wife's.

75. If there is one place that I never want to go it is Mexico.

76. I’m a cuddler.

77. If I had to choose to be shot, drowned, or hung, I would choose being drowned.

78. I love fireworks, especially when they are choreographed to music.

79. I hate the word “Milk”; I love the drink, but hate the word.

80. I hate shirts that say “Mrs. Bloom”, or “Mrs. Pitt”, maybe it’s that I am a guy, but I think that they are just ridiculous.

81. Bill Gates is EVIL! He is trying to buy his way out of hell by acting as a philanthropist.

82. The Beatles would have been nothing without Ringo or George.

83. If I could look like any famous person… I would wish to look like Cary Grant. He was a handsome man, who looked clean enough to take home to mom, but looked dangerous at the same time.

84. if I could wipe any bug off the face of the planet it would be the mosquito. The main reason being, so that I wouldn’t ever have to kill a mosquito eater for my wife ever again (She is so afraid of them)

85. I can’t stand Josh Grobin.

86. My dream band would be Nancy Wilson (singer from Heart), Jerry Cantrell (guitar from Alice in Chains), Steve Lukather (guitar from Toto), Tony Levin (bass from Peter Gabriel), and Taylor Hawkins (drums from The Foo Fighters).

87. I want to sing karaoke but I am too afraid.

88. I sing in the shower.

89. I am an English major, but I really want to study history.

90. I love to read mystery novels and solve them before the detective in the book does.

91. I wish that I had the time or money to create chain mail.

92. I love to ride horses even though I have only done it once in my life.

93. I wish that I could draw better.

94. I don’t feel as though I got married too early, and missed out on my twenty something youth.

95. I can’t stand house, happy hardcore, trance, or drum and bass.

96. I love the sound of breaking glass.

97. I fear being alone.

98. Time never moves fast enough for me.
99. I am a procrastinator…

100. That is why it has taken me 2 days to finish this.

Monday, July 2, 2007

Intro to me

I have finally decided that I am going to restart my blog and to the delight of my dad free up some space on his server. I hope that it is interesting to someone other than myself. I don't really read others blogs, but I hope to use this blog to open a window into my life. Please bear with me, I am very computer savvy but when it comes to internet based applications, I suck! I'll probably get my wife, One Plain Jane, to help me with this, cause she has been doing this whole blog thing for about 8 months now. Even though she doesn't think so I think that she is a pro.

That's it for now. I hope that I'll be able to keep this going, unlike my last blog. I have had it for about 2 years now, but I only posted about 5 times. Oh well, Che serĂ¡.

Ciao, Ciao